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Pimento Cheese Pimento Cheese, Potato Chips ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & EGGS!!!
10
Zapp’s Classic Potato Chips
4
Zapp's Voodoo Potato Chips
4
Dessert Du Jour Something
10
sweet, not always promised — ask what’s sweet today
Sodas
4
Glass 4 bottle Coke
Diet Coke
4
Topo Chico
4
Cheerwine
4
Blenheim "Hot" Ginger Ale
4
Rum & Clear Cola Salvadorian White Rum, Crystal Clear Cola, Acid Phosphate
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Dole Whip 12-Year Rum & Theme-Park-Style Dole Whip Soda
16
Carb’d Marg Mezcal, Smirnoff Ice, Mountain Dew (I’m talking about Mountain Dew’s Baby)
16
Irish Cream Soda Irish Whiskey & Clarified Cream Sodar Pop
16
House Twisted Tea Orange Vodka, French Sweet Vermouth, Lemon Cordial, Southern Tea
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Midori Ecto-Cooler Midori, Cointreau, Melon Cordial, Lemon, Aquafaba
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Celery Gimlet Gin, Celery Shrub, Lime
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Amaretto Sour Amaretto, Armagnac, Salted Oloroso Orgeat, Lemon, Aquafaba
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Sherry Appletini Manzanilla, Apple Pucker, Lemon
16
Espresso Martini Tequila, Malted Brown Sugar, Coffee Liqueur, Salted Cold Brew
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Clean Dirty Martini Vodka, Sherry Vermouth Blend, Clarified Olive Brine
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Rugbrød Rye Whiskey, Danish Aquavit, Birch Honey, Salt, Aromatic Bitters
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Inception Old Fashioned Bourbon, OF Cordial, Citrus Oils
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Spirit-Free Rum & Clear Cola NA White Rum, Crystal Clear Cola, Acid Phosphate
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Spirit-Free Marg Spiritless Jalisco 55 Salted Agave, Lime, Citrus Oil
14
Spirit-Free OF Spiritless Kentucky 74, Birch Honey, Salt, NA Aromatic Bitters
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White Wine Les Equilibristes, Languedoc, Picpoul Blanc 2021
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Orange Wine Le Lunes, Macerated White California, 2022
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Red Wine Common Wealth Crush, Family Meal, Shenandoah, VA, Red Blend 2022
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Bubbles Fermi Boehgas, Spain, Cava, NV
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Yellow Beer (ask server for today's selection)
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Founder's All Day IPA
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Sour Beer (ask server for today's selection)
8
Brooklyn Cider, Little Wild
10
Athletic NA Beer
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Menu as captured Sep 1, 2026 · source ↗
We hold 181 venues in Washington, DC and could score 61 of them. This one is not among them, so it has no position — not a low one.
There is no score breakdown to show: we haven’t been able to look at this venue’s sourcing yet, so there is nothing to break down. A row of zeroes here would say we checked and found nothing, and we have not checked.
v1.7.4 0.0/100 — NOT YET ANALYZED. We have not been able to look: no findable site or menu, or the site blocks crawlers. This is the absence of a measurement, NOT a finding of 'no sourcing', and must never be presented as one. Score is a floor and carries no information about this venue's quality.
Not yet analyzed. We haven't been able to look — no findable site or menu, or the site blocks crawlers. This is the absence of a measurement, not a finding of "no sourcing". Check back soon.
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| Sunday | Not listed |
|---|---|
| Monday | Not listed |
| Tuesday | Not listed |
| Wednesday | 12:30pm – 8pm |
| Thursday | 12:30pm – 8pm |
| Friday | 12:30pm – 8pm |
| Saturday | 12:30pm – 8pm |
“Not listed” means the day was absent from the schedule we read — usually closed, but we never saw it stated, so we don’t claim it.
Hours checked Aug 29, 2026 · source ↗ · checked 36 days ago, so we're not calling it open or closed — anything over 14 days can have changed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.
Authority & awards
- MICHELIN Guide 2026: Bib Gourmand ↗
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