THE FUNKATORIUM
NEAPOLITAN STYLE PIZZAS
traditional | serves 1
2
CHEESY FOCACCIA
9
served w/ marinara
Cheese
14
Fried Burrata
14
vodka sauce + parmesan + herb oil + focaccia
pepperoni
18
hot honey
Joey’s Meatballs
14
marinara + parmesan
Supreme
20
house fennel sausage + pancetta + pepperoni + black olives + bell peppers + red onion + pepperoncini
Truffle Popcorn
6
white truffle oil + parmesan
Italian Chicken lettuce wraps
16
pickled red onion + pepperoncini
Veggie
21
garlic oil base + mozzarella + Black Trumpet Farms mushroom medley + roasted artichoke + red onion + arugula; add j chong’s peanut crisp chili oil 3
Kale Caesar Salad
16
crushed red pepper + parmesan + house made croutons; add chicken sausage 5
mortadella
19
mozzarella + mortadella + stracciatella + pistachio pesto; add grilled chicken 5
panzanella SALAD
14
focaccia + peach + tomato + stracciatella + basil + balsamic
Spicy Nduja
18
Nduja sausage + stracciatella + hot honey + parmesan + basil
SANDWICHES
sub kale salad +
4
The Italiansourcing signal
18
mortadella + prosciutto di parma + tomato + stracciatella + arugula + Calabrian chile aioli + served on focaccia
Capresesourcing signal
14
heirloom tomato + mozzarella + arugula + red onion + balsamic + served on focaccia
blt / aLT
14
your choice of bacon or avocado (or both +$3) bibb lettuce + mayo + tomato
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
16
bibb lettuce + caesar dressing + pepperoncini + red onion + tomato + served on focaccia
Italian Patty Melt
18
Italian sausage + provolone + broccolini + caramelized onion
PASTA PIZZETTES
sheet pan pizza | serves 3
4
Spaghetti and Meatballs
35
mozzarella + parmesan + fine herbs
chicken alla vodka
33
grilled chicken + parmesan + fine herbs Drop 11% VīDL red blend tart cherry ale Oblivion 8.7% red wine barrel aged blackberry and date sour and vanilla sour stout barrel aged boysenberry, raspberry, blackberry, & cherry sour Cherry Morte 5.8% (Cerise) Perni-Haze 6.9% hazy IPA Citrus Seltzer 5% hard seltzer with grapefruit, orange, & lime Lonesome Lager 4.4% amber lager
DESSERT
Sunshine sammies ice cream sandwich
7.50
choice of strawberry, salted caramel, or cookie dough *for your convenience, a 20% gratuity will be added to unclosed tabs*
Sunshine sammies ice cream sandwich
7.50
choice of strawberry, salted caramel, or cookie dough
LATE NIGHT MENU
Truffle popcorn
6
white truffle oil + parmesan
Cheesy Focaccia
9
served w/ marinara
italian Chicken
lettuce wraps
16
pickled red onion + pepperoncini
joey’s meatballs
14
marinara + parmesan
The italiansourcing signal
15
mortadella + prosciutto di parma + tomato + stracciatella + arugula + Calabrian chile aioli
NEAPOLITAN PIZZAS
traditional | serves 1
2
cheese
14
Pepperoni
18
hot honey
FLIGHTS
1 Grapes
18
Contact 9% VīDL contact sauvignon blanc
2 farm to glass
14
La Bonte Pear 6.1% Garcon de Ferme 5.5% Chien de Ferme 5.8% Wicked Weed Cider 7% tart pear ale
3 Classic Sours
14
Marina 6.6% barrel aged peach and apricot sour
4 angel FLIGHT
16
White Angel 9.1% barrel aged wild grape, barrel aged lychee, pear, & peach sour
5 death by
15
Watermelon Morte 8.5% Peach Morte 6% (Meloen) blended watermelon sour blended peach sour blended cherry sour
6 Hoppy FLIGHT
13
Freak-ish 5.4% pale ale
7 roulette flight
13
Watermelon Saison 4.8% light Saison fermented with watermelon
8 lager flight
13
Kleiner 3.6% light lager
%
la bonte pear 6
1
tart pear ale
7
sour
7
Garcon de ferme 5
5
genesis 6
8
barrel aged sour ale fermented
tart peach ale
7
with tropical fruits
Chien de ferme 5
8
tart cherry ale
7
oblivion 8
7
red wine barrel aged blackberry
vanilla sour stout
7
PERNICIOUS 7
3
our flagship west coast IPA
6.50
white ANGEL 9
1
barrel aged white grape, lychee,
Perni-Haze 6
9
pear, and peach sour
7
hazy IPA
6.50
freak-ish 5
4
GOLDEN ANGEL 7
3
pale ale
6.50
barrel aged apricot sour
7
juicless 7
5
Angel of Darkness
8
barrel aged boysenberry, raspberry, blackberry, & cherry
tropical hazy ipa
6.50
Festbier 5
6
traditional oktoberfest lager brewed with
sour
7
imported malts
6.50
BLACK ANGEL 8
7
bourbon barrel aged sour cherry
Citrus Seltzer
5
hard seltzer with grapefruit, orange,
stout
7
& lime
6
Watermelon morte 8
5
(Meloen)
lime drop 4
8
salted lime lager
6
blended watermelon sour
8
WATERMELON SAISON 4
8
peach morte
6
(Perzik)
light Saison fermented with watermelon
6
blended peach sour
8
Wicked weed cider
7
blend of 5 local apple varietals
6.50
cherry morte 5
8
(Cerise)
Kleiner 3
6
blended cherry sour
8
light lager
6
Boysenberry morte 5
5
Spud heavy
5
blended boysenberry sour
8
potato starch lager
6.50
Lonesome lager 4
4
flagship porter
6.50
sparkling white 12
5
stainless steel fermented sparkling wine
twist belgian white 5
2
drop
11
red blend
Blaufrankisch 11
5
Syrah
11
Sparkling White 12
5
Strawberry Lemon
12
CLASSIC STYLES
and date sour
7
Silencio 9
1
bourbon barrel aged coffee and
vīdl Wines
amber lager
6.00
house draft wines
11
infidel 6
1
Canned beer
Stawberry Lemon Rosé
12
sparkling rosé with strawberry & lemon
COCKTAILS
Paloma Slushy
14
Altos, grapefruit, lime, simple
Strawberry daiquiri slushy
14
white rum, lime juice, strawberry syrup
Fionas Guard
14
Dragonfruit infused Titos, Cointreau, lime, passionfruit
Morte Margarita
14
Astral, Cointreau, lime, Meloen simple
Speranza negroni
15
Chemist gin, Meletti, Carpano Blanc
lazy lagoon
15
Planteray 3 Star, Bumbu, Benedictine, lemon, pineapple, saline, Angostura bitters
tokyo joe
15
Four Roses fat washed with Peanut Chili Oil, Shochu, Dry Curacao, lemon, demerara simple, Mirin
Vidl spritz
13
Tito’s, Genepy, lemon, passionfruit, ViDL sparkling white wine
Funk Sangria
13
Cruzan, Cointreau, house-made ViDL white wine sangria
NON-ALCOHOLIC
Green Man Root Beer
4
Devil’s Foot Sparkling Lemonade
4
Devil’s Foot Ginger Beer
4
Sodas
2.95
NA BEER
5
Stella Artois 0.0% Elysian Easy Dust IPA By the glass
REd
11
REd
30
Drop
11
red blend
Tempranillo 14
5
sparkling wine
chardonnay
11
750ml Sour bottles
$15 each | 3 for
40
Framboos Morte Golden Angel Perzik Morte White Angel
Blue Razz Burst 6PK
10.99
Coolcumber 4PK
13.99
Freak 6PK
12.99
Freak-ish 6PK
12.99
Freak-ish 12PK
19.99
Imperial Perni-Haze 6PK
12.99
Lime Drop 12PK
19.99
500ml Sour bottles
Pernicious 6 PK
12.99
Perni-Haze 6 PK
12.99
Rotating Vintage Sours
15
Perni Pack 12 PK
19.99
Cerise Morte
17
Blaufrankisch Drop Syrah Tempranillo Viognier
Twist 6PK
10.99
Vicious Nectar 6PK
12.99
Mixed Case
39.99
Wine
$20 each | 3 for
50
Menu as captured Aug 30, 2026 · source ↗
Tied with 1 other venue on equal evidence.
We hold 127 venues in Asheville, NC and could score 55 of them. Positions are counted against those 55.
v1.7.4 6.3/100 = sourcing 6.3/50 (named-farm 1 distinct [three-graces-dairy (producer (unevidenced -> unknown)/None) x0.36], named-region 1 distinct, attribute 1 distinct [class=provenance-adjective x0.50], buzzword 0 distinct) + farm partners 0.0/20 (none scored) + registry 0.0/12 (none listed) + press 0.0/18.
sourcing
Prosciutto di Parma
Named region“Italian mortadella + prosciutto di parma + tomato + stracciatella + arugula + Calabrian chile aioli + served on focaccia”
on the menu · source ↗
heirloom
Attribute“Caprese heirloom tomato + mozzarella + arugula + red onion + balsamic + served on focaccia”
on the menu · source ↗
dairy
Three Graces Dairy
Named farm“Local Food Guide directory profile that it purchases produce, meat, and other ingredients from the following local farms and producers: Three Graces Dairy, as self-reported to the directory guide.”
found online · source ↗
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| Sunday | 12pm – 10pm |
|---|---|
| Monday | 12pm – 10pm |
| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | Closed |
| Thursday | 12pm – 10pm |
| Friday | 12pm – 11pm |
| Saturday | 12pm – 11pm |
Hours checked Aug 30, 2026 · source ↗ · these hours were read from the page text rather than published schedule data, so we show the week instead of calling it open or closed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.