Serious Pie
Marinated lacinato kale
$ 15
parmigiano, Calabrian chili, pine nuts
Mixed greens
$ 14
Radish, Cucumber, Moscatel Vinegar, Parmigiano
Peaches & Burrata
$ 15
fennel pollen, pistachio, calabrian chili honey
Radiatore Pasta
$ 13
roasted garlic cream, Jimmy Nardello peppers, white anchovy salsa verde, toasted breadcrumbs
*meatballs contain dairy*
$ 15
Charcuterie Board
$ 18
18mo prosciutto, salame milano, coro soppressata, olives, marcona almonds, toma cheese, jam, sesame crostini with house-made focaccia
Serious Grinder
$ 16
mortadella, soppressata, salami, provolone, grinder salad
*meatballs contain dairy*
$ 17
Capresesourcing signal
$ 14
heirloom tomato, ferndale farms mozzarella, fresh basil, balsamic, pesto mayo
tomato sauce, fresh basil
$ 25
sweet fennel sausage
$ 27
roasted peppers, provolone
crimini, truffle cheese
$ 26
pecorino romano, rosemary
$ 23
Penn Cove Clams
$ 26
chili flakes, house-made pancetta, lemon thyme, parmigiano reggiano
Spicy Chicken Sausage
$ 25
roasted garlic cream, walla walla onion, sweet corn, pecorino
Simple Cheese Pizza
$ 22
Tomato Sauce, Provolone Cheese
tomato sauce, provolone
$ 28
add coro pepperoni to any pizza $ 6
add a side of serious pie pizza spice ranch
$ 3
add a side of calabrian chili crisp
$ 4
Sweets
$ 16
Triple coconut cream pie slice
chocolate budino
$ 11
olive oil, murray river salt
stone's throw
$ 17
vodka, luxardo maraschino, apricot, prosecco
basil gin & tonic
$ 15
house-infused basil gin & fever tree tonic
Italian Paloma
$ 17
tequila, campari, grapefruit, lime, soda
Nonna's Medicine
$ 18
bourbon, amaretto, cardamaro, bitters
Negroni
$ 18
choose bianca, amaro, or classico
Serious Sangria
$ 16
red wine, brandy, cointreau, citrus, prosecco
Non-alcoholic bitter mule
$ 13
giffard n/a aperitif, ginger beer, lime
Strongwater Non-alcoholic Paloma
$ 9
grapefruit, hibiscus, sea salt
16 oz
$ 9
Holy Mountain White Lodge Wit
12 oz
$ 8
500 ml
$ 7
Seattle Soda: Cola - Diet Cola - Lemon-Lime
$ 5
12 oz bottle
$ 6
12 oz bottle
$ 6
San Pellegrino Blood Orange Soda
$ 6
Iced Tea
$ 5
House-made Lemonade or Guava Lemonade
$ 7
house-made vanilla bean italian soda with or without cream
all half sized pizzas
$ 8
pinot grigio
$ 9
syrah
$ 9
Prosecco
$ 9
Menu as captured Sep 1, 2026 · source ↗
Tied with 1 other venue on equal evidence.
We hold 252 venues in Seattle, WA and could score 61 of them. Positions are counted against those 61.
v1.7.4 0.6/100 = sourcing 0.6/50 (named-farm 0 distinct, named-region 0 distinct, attribute 1 distinct of 2 [class=provenance-adjective x0.50], buzzword 0 distinct) + farm partners 0.0/20 (none scored) + registry 0.0/12 (none listed) + press 0.0/18.
sourcing
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| Sunday | 10am – 8pm |
|---|---|
| Monday | Not listed |
| Tuesday | Not listed |
| Wednesday | 3pm – 8pm |
| Thursday | 3pm – 8pm |
| Friday | 12pm – 9pm |
| Saturday | 10am – 9pm |
“Not listed” means the day was absent from the schedule we read — usually closed, but we never saw it stated, so we don’t claim it.
Hours checked Aug 27, 2026 · source ↗ · checked 38 days ago, so we're not calling it open or closed — anything over 14 days can have changed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.