nobie's
american
ppllaatteess
texas tartare **
24
tenderloin steak, smoked jalapeño, parsley, capers, deviled egg, toast
endive salad, snow peas, sambal strawberries,
24
don’t worry, brie happy (v)
18
brie, local honey, smoked grapes, toast
dill yogurt, charred citrus vinaigrette
24
$19 dream of cauli-fornication (v)
24
dilly bread (v)
16
pull apart milk bread, garlic, everything butter
cauliflower, brown butter caper aioli,
24
jalapenos, mint gremolada, dried tomato
24
add smoked trout roe 7
$19 the carroty kid (v)
24
grilled carrots, coconut curry, peanut
24
texas two pepper (v)
18
blistered shishito peppers, italian spice, lemon aioli
sesame crunch, herb salad
24
$25 got my mojo back
24
mojo braised pork belly, salpicón,
24
panisse envy (v)
19
chickpea fries, gruyere mornay, zhoug, fresno, cilantro
saffron rouille, herbs
24
$26 nonno’s pasta
24
aawwee sshhuucckkss
tagliatelle, bolognese, parmesan
24
($24/half doz)
$32 life is pici (v)
24
pici pasta, miso butter, hazelnut crunch,
24
king trumpet mushrooms
24
$38 kick out the lambs mother*&%$ers!!
24
rotolo pasta, lamb ragout, pomodoro,
24
ppoopp ‘‘eemm
smoked gouda, ricotta, spring onions
24
jamón with your bad self**
24
iberco secreto pork steak, tonnato,
45
crispy chickpeas (v)
5
hot cheeto chickpeas
shaved brussels, salsa verde, almonds
45
$38 drops of grouperter
45
grouper, bbq chickpeas, kholrabi slaw,
45
marinated olives (v)
6
citrus, garlic, chili flake
fried pickles, tomato, chives
45
$58 stop... hanger time**
45
pop ‘em like it’s hot (v)
4
buttermilk, garlic, basque pepper,popcorn
triple seared waygu hanger steak,
45
spicy peanut rub, piri piri,
45
cucumber/mango/avocado salad
45
hhoovv llaannee
crudo know how it feels**
19
brioche crouton
$78 winner winner chicken dinner
45
fingerlingin good (v)
16
crispy potatoes, italian chili crisp, mascarpone & blue cheese fondue
apple & parsley salad, truffle jus
45
kick his a#@ seabass
45
$mkt
45
seabass, chef’s selection of salsas,
45
black beans, cabbage & radish slaw,
45
beer battered sweet tots (v)
16
harissa spice, goat cheese
plantain chips, flour tortillas
45
Menu as captured Sep 1, 2026 · source ↗
We hold 243 venues in Houston, TX and could score 52 of them. This one is not among them, so it has no position — not a low one.
There is no score breakdown to show: nothing we read about this venue earned points in any of the four categories, so a bar chart of zeroes would look like a verdict on the kitchen rather than on what it publishes. What we did read is below.
v1.7.4 0.0/100 = sourcing 0.0/50 (named-farm 0 distinct, named-region 0 distinct, attribute 0 distinct, buzzword 0 distinct) + farm partners 0.0/20 (none scored) + registry 0.0/12 (none listed) + press 0.0/18 (capped at 35% of the 0.0-point evidence base).
Buzzwords only. This venue uses sourcing language ("farm-fresh", "locally sourced") but names no farms, regions, or verifiable attributes.
See the week▾
| Sunday | 5pm – 12am |
|---|---|
| Monday | 5pm – 12am |
| Tuesday | 5pm – 12am |
| Wednesday | 5pm – 12am |
| Thursday | 5pm – 12am |
| Friday | Not listed |
| Saturday | Not listed |
“Not listed” means the day was absent from the schedule we read — usually closed, but we never saw it stated, so we don’t claim it.
Hours checked Aug 29, 2026 · source ↗ · these hours were read from the page text rather than published schedule data, so we show the week instead of calling it open or closed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.
Book on SevenRooms ↗link checked Aug 29, 2026
Coverage
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