Middle Child Clubhouse
Veg
avocado, pork bacon, pork roll, hashbrown
3.00
pork sausage or chicken apple sausage
4.00
make it gluten free
3.00
Corned Beef, Egg, and Cheese
avocado, pork bacon, pork roll, hashbrown
3.00
pork sausage
3.50
make it gluten free
3.00
Shopsin Club
swiss, or cooper sharp american cheese
2.50
Surfer
avocado, bacon
3.00
avocado
2.50
pork bacon
3.00
Baller Classic
swiss, or cooper sharp american cheese
2.50
avocado, pork bacon
3.00
Menu as captured Sep 1, 2026 · source ↗
We hold 150 venues in Philadelphia, PA and could score 41 of them. This one is not among them, so it has no position — not a low one.
There is no score breakdown to show: nothing we read about this venue earned points in any of the four categories, so a bar chart of zeroes would look like a verdict on the kitchen rather than on what it publishes. What we did read is below.
v1.7.4 0.0/100 = sourcing 0.0/50 (named-farm 0 distinct, named-region 0 distinct, attribute 0 distinct, buzzword 0 distinct) + farm partners 0.0/20 (none scored) + registry 0.0/12 (none listed) + press 0.0/18 (capped at 35% of the 0.0-point evidence base).
Buzzwords only. This venue uses sourcing language ("farm-fresh", "locally sourced") but names no farms, regions, or verifiable attributes.
See the week▾
| Sunday | 9am – 10pm |
|---|---|
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | 8am – 10pm |
| Wednesday | 8am – 10pm |
| Thursday | 8am – 10pm |
| Friday | 9am – 12am |
| Saturday | 9am – 12am |
Hours checked Aug 28, 2026 · source ↗ · these hours were read from the page text rather than published schedule data, so we show the week instead of calling it open or closed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.
Book on Resy ↗link checked Aug 28, 2026
Coverage
- Eater Philly restaurant guide entry: Middle Child Clubhouse ↗
Eater Philly
Press