Happy Accidents
Miracle Cocktails
$8 Lap Dance
$8
Lapsang Souchong tea, Peach, Sex Potion #9 Bitters
N/A Manhattan
$8
Mango Black Tea and Lapsang Souchong with Tart Cherry Syrup, N/A Sweet Vermouth and a touch of Sex Potion No. 9 zero-proof bitters.
London Girl Lost
$7
Red Bell Pepper, Pineapple, Soda Water, Passionfruit Foam
Spicy Ginger, Carbonated
$6
tomato + tonic
$8
lacto-fermented tomato water, tonic syrup, soda water
Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)
$12
Tequila, Pineapple, Bell Pepper and Pineapple Shrub
Sherry Limeaid
$14
Oloroso, Manzanilla, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Lime
Needle & Thread
$14
Whiskey, Madeira, Lemongrass, Guanabana, Pine
Pornstar Martini
$14
Vodka, Vanilla, Passionfruit, Lime, Sidecar of Sparkling Wine
Happy Little Accidents
$14
Tequila, Li Hing Mui Infused Rum, Guava, Lemon, Passionfruit Foam
Banana Painkiller
$14
banana-infused rums, pineapple, orange, coconut cream
Bitter Courage
$12
Gin, Happerol, Muddled Lime, Salt, Fresh Cracked Black Pepper. Served Caprihinia-style
Bubblegum Cosmo
$13
Bubblegum Vodka, Dry Curaçao, Lime, Cranberry, Edible Glitter
citrus
$13
yuzu-grapefruit citron vodka, tangerine oleo saccharum, citrus sour, kaffir lime leaf
port + tonic
$12
white port, tart cherry juice, tonic syrup, chocolate bitters, anise powder
Hot Date With Fun Guy
$14
Mushroom infused Tequila and Mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and Dates
Oreo Negroni
$14
Oreo Distilled Gin, Red Bitter, Sweet Vermouth
Lyrical Thesis
$15
Bacanora, Lacto-Fermented Tomato Water, Cocchi Rosa, Cantaloupe, Persimmon, Salt
Boyz to the Yard
$14
Mezcal Espadin infused with Cocoa Puff Cereal, Espresso, Fennel, Orange, Lemon, Clarified Milk Punch
Be Mighty
$14
Rye Whiskey, Aged Rum, White Peach, Angostura Bitters
Accidentally Loopy
$12
Vodka, Fruit Loops, Pineapple, Coriander, Lemon, Clarified Milk Punch
Sotol Martini
$15
Tomatillo Sotol, strawberry vermouth, Cocchi Torino, tomato salt.
Tequila Martini
$15
Tequila, Cocchi Americano, orange bitters, lime olive oil.
10:1 - Bone dry, very spirit-forward.
$12
Dirty Talk
$13
Blend of Olive, Garlic, Leek, and Rosemary Gins, Dry Vermouth
Alpine Martini
$13
Gin with eucalyptus and pine, alpine liqueur, vinho verde.
Cacao Martini
$13
Cacao nib-infused vodka and Pedro Ximenez. Chocolate and raisin notes.
Sandalwood Manhattan
$14
Whiskey, Rainwater Madeira, Sandalwood
Teeny Tiny 'Tini
$5
A tiny gin martini, served ice cold with a nice olive, meant to be enjoyed in a single sip.
Alpine Martini
$15
sotol + tonic
$14
small-batch sotol, house tonic, sal de guzano
Pandan-monium
$13
Tequila, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Pandan. Light and slightly sweet.
Smoked Whiskey Kola
$9
Whiskey, Sugar Cane Kola, Hickory Smoke, Bitters, Side of Peanuts
Hey Love
$12
Gin, Lychee, Coconut, Sparkling Sake, Electric Dust
Beer Fairy
$13
Absinthe, Root Beer, Coconut Foam
Spa Water
$11
Vodka, Cucumber, Lemon, Celery Bitters
Espresso Martini
$13
Vodka, Espresso, Cold Brew, Vanilla, Served via High Pressure Nitro with Coconut Cream on top
Livin' on a Pear
$14
Vodka, Manzanilla Sherry, Pear, Lemon, Pear Smoke Bubble
Gin and Tonic
$12
Gin, House-made Tonic. Citrus-forward, might be the best GnT you'll ever have.
What’s Good Here
$13
Rum, Spicy Ginger, Coconut
Ursula
$13
Vodka, Calpico Japanese Soda, Lavender, Ube
Cuba Libre Kalimotxo
$12
Rum and cola and red wine and cola. Tart, not too sweet, refreshing.
Watermelon + Mint
$12
Tequila, Lime, Watermelon Juice, Herb Distillate.
Bubblegum
$7
Vodka, Bubblegum, Edible Glitter
Vodka
$8
Whiskey
$9
Rye Whiskey
$12
Sotol
$12
Menu as captured Sep 1, 2026 · source ↗
We hold 75 venues in Albuquerque, NM and could score 13 of them. This one is not among them, so it has no position — not a low one.
There is no score breakdown to show: nothing we read about this venue earned points in any of the four categories, so a bar chart of zeroes would look like a verdict on the kitchen rather than on what it publishes. What we did read is below.
v1.7.4 0.0/100 = sourcing 0.0/50 (named-farm 0 distinct, named-region 0 distinct, attribute 0 distinct, buzzword 0 distinct) + farm partners 0.0/20 (none scored) + registry 0.0/12 (none listed) + press 0.0/18 (capped at 35% of the 0.0-point evidence base).
Buzzwords only. This venue uses sourcing language ("farm-fresh", "locally sourced") but names no farms, regions, or verifiable attributes.
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| Sunday | 5pm – 12am |
|---|---|
| Monday | 5pm – 12am |
| Tuesday | 5pm – 12am |
| Wednesday | 5pm – 12am |
| Thursday | 5pm – 12am |
| Friday | 5pm – 12am |
| Saturday | 5pm – 12am |
Hours checked Aug 30, 2026 · source ↗ · these hours were read from the page text rather than published schedule data, so we show the week instead of calling it open or closed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.
Coverage
- eater-abq-25 restaurant guide entry: Happy Accidents ↗
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