Cheeky Bastards
british
caramelized onions +
1.25
1 egg any style, 1 piece of British bacon or sausage, toast
8.95
Crumpet & Honey or Jam
5.00
EGGS & SOLDIERS
10.25
Soft-boiled
10.25
eggs paired with crisp toast strips for dipping
Kids Beans
5.50
on Toast
Smaller
5.50
portion of our beans on toast
Kids Breakfast Butty
5.50
KIDS EGGS & TOAST
5.50
1 egg any style with buttered sourdough toast
5.50
Bacon
10.95
or Sausage Breakfast BAP
British
10.95
bacon or sausage, egg, and English cheddar served on a soft potato bun
1 Lil' English Breakfast
12.95
TOAST & JAM
4.50
Sourdough
4.50
with strawberry jam
2 eggs any style
3.25
British Bacon
3.50
Banger Sausage
3.50
Breakfast Sausage Patty
2.50
LUNCH/DINNER 11am - CLOSE Chips & Ketchup
6.95
British
6.95
chips and ketchup
Peanut Butter & Jelly
6.50
Peanut
6.50
butter and strawberry preserves served on white bread. Served with salted crisps
Kids Cheese Toastie
6.50
Kids Banger
8.95
and Mash
One Banger
8.95
served over house made mashed potatoes and sweet green peas
St. Mikes
9.95
for Lil Tykes
Corned
9.95
beef, British cheddar, salad cream, grilled on sourdough bread. Served with chips
Lil' Shepard's Pie
9.95
Lil' English Breakfast
12.95
Kids Fish & Chips
14.95
Juices: Orange, apple
2.25
Milk (Skim, Whole, Oat, Almond)
2.25
Chocolate Milk
2.50
Lavender Lemonade
2.50
Menu as captured Sep 1, 2026 · source ↗
We hold 106 venues in Indianapolis, IN and could score 28 of them. This one is not among them, so it has no position — not a low one.
There is no score breakdown to show: nothing we read about this venue earned points in any of the four categories, so a bar chart of zeroes would look like a verdict on the kitchen rather than on what it publishes. What we did read is below.
v1.7.4 0.0/100 = sourcing 0.0/50 (named-farm 0 distinct, named-region 0 distinct, attribute 0 distinct, buzzword 0 distinct) + farm partners 0.0/20 (none scored) + registry 0.0/12 (none listed) + press 0.0/18 (capped at 35% of the 0.0-point evidence base).
Buzzwords only. This venue uses sourcing language ("farm-fresh", "locally sourced") but names no farms, regions, or verifiable attributes.
See the week▾
| Sunday | Not listed |
|---|---|
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | 11am – 8pm |
| Thursday | 11am – 8pm |
| Friday | 11am – 9pm |
| Saturday | 8am – 9pm |
“Not listed” means the day was absent from the schedule we read — usually closed, but we never saw it stated, so we don’t claim it.
Hours checked Aug 30, 2026 · source ↗ · these hours were read from the page text rather than published schedule data, so we show the week instead of calling it open or closed · Always worth confirming with the restaurant.
Coverage
- IM Best Restaurants 2025 entry: Cheeky Bastards ↗
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Press - indymonthly-25best restaurant guide entry: Cheeky Bastards ↗
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